Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Revelation In Reverse

You know how everyone talks about how life was so much simpler when we were kids?
That's because it was.
No drinking, no sex, no job, no bills, no worries...
I mean, if you were out too late, you'd get grounded.
How much clearer could the rules get?

Why can't we go back to that?
No, seriously, WHY CAN'T WE?
I know my life has become a lot less chaotic since I stopped drinking. I really don't want to go back to that. I don't miss drinking. Every so often, I miss "feeling like an adult" because what I remember of adults from a kids perspective... well, they could drink.
I don't need alcohol to feel like an adult, and, frankly, being a grown-up isn't all it's cracked up to be. So, I'm going back to being a kid: as few complications as possible.

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